Lost Translations

I’d run across this photo a long time ago, but do not recall ever seeing this sign when I visited Leningrad in 1987 (now called St. Petersburg).

I especially like the stick figure art.  It’s clever, humorous, sarcastic, and not what I’d expect from screeners in the former USSR.
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Untitled by the Real Janelle

The Real Janelle (whoever you really are) posted this to her Flickr account back in 2007 with these very witty English translations.  I hope you enjoy them as much as I do.

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1) No riding into the fortress on armored tanks saluting Hitler.

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2) No samples at the deli

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3) No miniature rocking horses

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4) No suicides, please, this is not the Brooklyn bridge

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5) No smooth jazz

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6) No underpants

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7) No ski-jumping

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8) No loss of depth perception

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9) No Don King hairstyles

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10) No drinking whilst holding a lamppost, lest you become electrocuted

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11) No flying bicycles, with or without extra terrestrial

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12) No supermodels, they break like sticks

May the former KGB never hunt you down for creating laughter against the former Soviet Union.  Stay safe the Real Janelle!

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