I’d run across this photo a long time ago, but do not recall ever seeing this sign when I visited Leningrad in 1987 (now called St. Petersburg).
The Real Janelle (whoever you really are) posted this to her Flickr account back in 2007 with these very witty English translations. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do.
1) No riding into the fortress on armored tanks saluting Hitler.
2) No samples at the deli
12) No supermodels, they break like sticks
May the former KGB never hunt you down for creating laughter against the former Soviet Union. Stay safe the Real Janelle!